Friday, March 4, 2011

Old Lady Cartoon/maxine

Full versions in the current PC gaming magazines

The March issues are there:

PCGames 3 / 11: Heroes of Might and Magic 5 (recycling of PCAction 11/10 and CBS 8 / 10

PCAction 3 / 11: Knights of the Temple Infernal Crusade, Elder Scrolls: The Arena, Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall

Game Star 4 / 11: Tales of Monkey: Iceland Episode 1 (recycling of CBS 1 / 11) / XL: Overclocked

ComputerBild play 4 / 11: CSI: New York Happy Farm Gold: Grand Ages: Rome

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Momsanaladventure - Boobies

Meat City 2

Manufacturer: BG meat industry
Appeared: 2007 + (Will frequently updated
Hardware: Pentium 3, Flash-capable Browers
Rating: -/10
Wii: Online Play unrated

There are games that have terrible issues underlying it was the attack dog or camp managers and similar filth. And "Meat City 2" of the meat industry trade association, the word alone is already at breaking, is classified easily into the list. The game is aimed at children and is supposed to explain safety issues. Unfortunately, it does the same as if the slaughterhouse would be Teletubbieland and the animals run freely to the slaughter.

But from the beginning, the player assumes the role of Luke, a trainee in a butcher's teaching, this is really still like that? Or was this also renamed it? In any case, Luke's choice of a job in a small butcher's, a slaughterhouse or equal to a major corporation. Where there are different tasks to do from a safety perspective.

The tasks are of course different depending on the locality, in the butcher shop, it is to order cable or something to get out of the basement to serve the meat grinder and more. The game in this respect, of course, very sure that any safety rules are adhered to, not how it happened, the points deduction. In the slaughter house, it is the cattle to slaughter, which here Ironically, without a drop of blood or is jammed nail gun of Equip.

New in "Meat City 2" is the large farm. Again, it does accurately reflect the safety aspects of consequences, ranging from truck driving to the diameter control.

The game is basically like an adventure, whether it is to bring object A to location B, or the use of a machine is broken up the whole thing with issues of personal protective equipment and other security-related. But the game is a totally unprepared these questions before the player without first giving the opportunity ever to get information to do so. Ergo is not the only master butcher trying again pressed about what the score is and provides some frustration. These come when you start the each "level" still questions about transport, what's that got to do with safety aspects of meat production of the white sky.

Speaking of frustration, in the compartments "butcher shop," "meat and sausage production" and "slaughterhouse" is yet another issue to bear. Luke is constantly stuck somewhere, rather than a piece of furniture Rumzugehen is only the comment that you just can not reach the place, we may Lukas annoying to the places bully. Only in the new section "big business" that's contrast, there does control, no wonder this was added later which can also be seen.

While the smaller locations are still being held Graphically simple, the large farm of sufficient dimension that is quite a DualcoreCPU its performance limit. What is particularly noticeable at transitions to other rooms makes. The graphics look very sterile, of course, will show how well * cough * Clean it in German slaughterhouses looks. As if the animals would eviscerate a clean business. The sound is ok, there are several pieces of music, although very short and so quick are over. There is however no real sound effects.

Conclusion:

was rare indeed when I test so kotzübel games, which is actually not even in the playful quality of the Game. These are in fact very presence, even if the mystery to laymen hardly Soluble and always following the same pattern. But to do like that from cows and other animals without problems, pain-free and voluntarily go into the dead is not absolute. What is clear is not expected that one in a promotional game of the meat industry shows all the cruelty, but to do as would happen in the absolutely clean is short on me. Therefore, I am also resolute in this title no contest to forgive, it would not turn out neutral. I have nothing against meat eaters. But this glorification of here is something not at all ..

References:
http://www.bgn-fleischwirtschaft.de/Lernspiel.40.0.html


Links: Sure, live upside down by one leg hanging from a crane and so jokes ...
Right: Yes, I'm always hungry when I see body parts ..



Links: A little tip, No. 3 is wrong
Right: One of the mini-games here: Search the holes

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Jaw Tight Canker Sores

Almost done

Where time is just gone? Five weeks, then I'm done with school. In the summer I will still take the exam as a housekeeper. I have in the almost 2 years learned so much. Sometimes it was stressful, sometimes they were frustrated, but in the end you look back positive.
The next course is in the wings and at 23.03. Is there an information session .

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Legs Numb And Stomach Pains

cake, pie, cake

Actually, I'm so not a big pie baker. But today at school we have baked several cakes and they are really all gone mad. One or the other I will bake determined soon.
The first was our teacher, how to get the great design on the cake
/ the cake.



Then we continued with the smoked dogfish, which are very expensive, but
hermachen course homemade something. They can be sweet but also fill hearty.



Then our teacher was filling and smoothing a cake. The illustrated
cake is an orange cream cake, smoothed by our teacher, and I had to prepare the same cake, then you see my cake "as the final result.






The recipe is from the Bavarian cookbook:
3 egg yolks with 100g sugar, juice and rind of one lemon, 1geriebenen peel an orange foamy, allow 250ml orange juice, add 125ml of white wine and hochpuffen, stirring once.
8 sheets (previously stiffening cool soaked) and stir in gelatin mass and leave.
4-5 oranges (depending on size) filitieren to place 16 pieces for decoration to the side.
rest cut into smaller pieces.
ground 2x cut. 350g whipped cream into the stiffened mass pull and add chopped oranges.
top floors of the cut-down on the place before with cake top and parchment paper covered cake plate. Place cake ring, ground water with a little orange juice.
fill half of the filling, cover with the middle ground. cover (water may again easily) with the last floor and put everything cold.
400ml cream until stiff beat, fill pastry bag with 1 / 3. Brush with the remaining cake and then decorate.

And here are all our back works at a glance:

Friday, February 4, 2011

Howto Suck Your Own Cock

"I am a Intäläktuälla"

Actually, it is that nothing of anti actors not even worth to him respected, but if a rule of law acts, despises the constitution, and also receives from porn Steffi popularity can not vote in Germany something.

what had happened. Kerner Successor Lanz won the studio guests on issues do not go together. Once the mother of a dead child on Mirco. In addition to some other guests but also Til Schweiger, who could apply his new film "Kokowääh" (A little tip, which is one of those unspeakable Schweiger lousy movies where he does everything by itself, thus saving the money and find a reputable organization, tips on this Charitywatch.de). Now as we all know Til Schweiger is now not just to the, um how do I express the nobility of enlightened.

, who spoke in fact the same in a rage, that's like in the U.S. Internet stocks took so you can see in color Where the distance at which sex offenders. The sex offenders would indeed forsake their human dignity and a lot others, accompanied by the faces he pulls in his films, even more so about uh third

Well, you could probably also say "Yes? And? The taking but before any serious, "but unfortunately played good friend picture here, because Mr. Schweiger had indeed already spoken once to view friend Stephanie to Guttenberg. Ergo Til Schweiger was given for his "talking into a rage" same time the front page of the print image, and also reserved a prominent place on the same Bild.de what follow was clear. Thousands of readers are underexposed image blew into same horn, and called also still the same on torture and capital punishment.

But what Mr Schweiger now, first time, of course, pretty much nonsense, but some of the important passages it's ok to take it apart.

"... it's just the people that then when someone says something like me, then everyone will say the populist ... Til Schweiger is a populist because it is easy to use for children, yes that is that is .. these people are stupid and naive and have no imagination .. They are intellectual people, I condemn not all intellectuals now, I notice myself as an intellectual, but they have no imagination, which may in fact not imagine what has been said before it happens, it happens on television but to others it's on me, and each of the once with a little imagination into it in a position displaced from her, but the need has yet to despair .. "


No Mr. Schweiger to make, it's just not easy to stand up for children, it is not suitable for children by telling nonsense into the camera, or as a free woman to Guttenberg to affected. To strive for children requires patience, empathy and much more that they have not. They can even distinguish a pedophile from a sex offender? I doubt it .. Will they

is actually also the victims of those certainly heinous, crimes against the camera pulls and peppered with questions? Just as the RTL with 3 children under 10 years (!) already organized?

"first we must introduce what in America is standard practice, we need ne reporting requirements for sexual offenders I know not at all .. what is objectionable because in America I can look for commands on the Internet and see in red and so uh dangerous colors I see in my neighborhood to live in 300meter distance a convicted sex offender "


Oh yes, the" In America, there are also the "argument, Unfortunately, there is in America has over 900,000 reported cases of abuse, in Germany, "only" 11 391, Talk America, even after taking into account the population of the 22x fold amount of sexual offenses, wow this website really pilloried seems to be working. In addition, you can imagine what that means for rehabilitated offenders and treated? No? Well yes, we can even send them for fun a few hundred death threats and put a couple of Violent people to the front door, well, how about that?

Did you know that the treatment rate of 80% is? And thus much higher than eg a thief, or tax evaders? No? .. But that less therapy success in violent criminals is no sexual context? No? .. Ouch ..

"that's point one so I know and this is again the German best-in-humanity which is contrary to human dignity, of what dignity we speak ... I am totally out of the opinion that someone of a woman or a sex offense committed, the has of his right in this society "


what it is here Join now using their dirty feet of the foundation of our democracy, the Basic Law, the § 1 is" Human dignity is inviolable "and" dignity for people Til Schweiger understands the "..
they would rather do something for Their children, whether they be there for them, it not yank their children from the camera, teach them decency and respect, so they are perhaps not on page 1 of the image, or can further turn their completely pain qualities comedies, but their children are to thank them, and I also.

What we need namely Ordinary therapy for victims and perpetrators, because the perpetrators are in fact victims of their mind. But currently there is only 1 in Germany (!) Clinic specializing in such cases, with ever longer waiting times. But with such a claim one would not even be on page 1

way, I think advertising for a film on the back of Raped and murdered children for moral extremely reprehensible. Maybe they should change their PR advisors and perhaps a drama course, her performance at her "outburst" was in fact bad. I sincerely hope that their film will flop.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

What To Bring To Lease

Mainzelkicker & FIFA Fever







Manufacturer: Phenomedia & EMS
Appeared: 2006
Hardware: Pentium 3, 1.2 GHz, 256 MB Ram, 64 MB video card
scoring: Game 1 / 10, DVD 6 / 10
Age rating: restriction / Certificate: Marketing Materials

A football licensed product in a twin also has scarcity value, on the one here is a best off in the "FIFA Fever" double DVD, the other is the game "Mainzelkicker. What lends itself to better than a double review. As the same time I can write my first DVD review. Do not like it 100% but that is a double pack.

After the FIFA is now 100 years old it was decided the most beautiful football moments together the world championships. So those of 1930 up to the (then) current 2006, to the complete available video material has been reviewed and evaluated and divided into several Top Ten rankings, the top gates, the best defender, the most brutal fouls etc.

Between these rankings also many moderately Scenes to see, unfortunately without any indication of when these strains, which can be guessed at best, after all, there in the rankings then comes Advertisement where the material and also a well-presented comment. But this would not have to be rehearsed sounds are among the "most brutal fouls. This has, unfortunately, the same as a lower class of the program and some private Fernsehn destroyed the good impression of the DVD.

The image quality varies greatly, of course, the old course material achieves almost DVD quality, but was restored after all, best and only selected good material, images, especially when the old black and white notes is of course the part the material is really 70 years old. Of course, one would have liked to see more footage of this first championships but this is also rare. I do not even see if there is video footage of every game.

also a bad impression left by the not even the few interviews were subtitled. English is still English but I can no longer yet. Too tired after watching the DVD for some time, then so after about 45 minutes of 60 minutes, but pretty. Because it is always the same simple, Goals Goals Goals, in between with a few other actions. Would be interesting to know what would have happened except for fools. However, it is noted as already a Best Off DVD, but it's ok. Who wants to have to buy more at ease, the 2 DVD pack, which is considerably more expensive.

In Mainzelkicker the inexperienced PC owner will surely equal to the first problems, the game has to be unpacked no installation routine but must be back in a directory and installed from there. One would simply unpacked the game can put on the CD, it is always less than 10 MB in size, a bad omen, perhaps? Because just know Phenomedia should Simplicity is prerequisite for such a thing.

After all, the game presents around the Mainzelmännchen in comic style that is even after all It should be seeing quite nice, the game offers a a "friendly game" and a tournament as a way to where the tournament is against every one in play and the league leaders at the end of the victors.

Unfortunately, the game fails because of the control and GegnerKI, first time the ball bounces around quite unpredictable in the area, also does not work out the clipping, sometimes the ball goes through the opponent or by itself, sometimes not. Unfortunately, the opponents are hardly mentioned in such a way, the computer bolzt the ball just blindly into the area in the hope that this flies to the door, aimed shots are hardly discernible, and these seem to arise by chance. Moreover, usually the one who shoots well the gate is coming first to the ball, ergo the game beyond the fact that one to be just the Action button in the hope of hammers on the first ball. Even if one were to make one aimed shot, the computer caught the ball almost always at the gate. There

music it always only a single and also on the menu, otherwise there are relatively annoying sounds such as cheering audience or simply whisper. Technically Phenomediaprodukte never were very far, but somehow this is all too little.

Conclusion:

Mainzelkicker Had such a thing as an AI, or a reasonably functioning control so it would certainly have been quite amusing, but it makes for frustrating moments than bad to the inherently very nice idea. still leaves the enclosed DVD the whole course again enhances solid but unfortunately is not an unqualified success. For football fanatics certainly an idea, or people who just want to be reminded again in memory of former world championships. The game however does not even fun for children.

References:

there now and then in TEDI, and on eBay, otherwise I can not match any known source.



Links: times lost control again thanks messed
Right: The Current, who is first on the ball makes it 90% of the gate




Links: after all, are different background colors ..
Right: Cup win, you get this not

Monday, January 24, 2011

Bangalore Movie Tickets Credit Card

Western Saloon Poker







Manufacturer: Sybex
Appeared: 2009
Hardware: Pentium 3, 1 GHz, 512 MB Ram, 128 MB graphics card
Rating: 7 / 10
ESRB: Not Rated

The wild west, coyotes howling in the desert grass, rolling through the city and the party at the saloon. However, prostitution and alcohol, but not in poker. Of course this also in Germany very popular Texas Hold'em poker.

An Introduction poker rules now would lead to far the biggest difference here is not that the cards face down on the player's hand are, there are only two, but five of these open on the table. Once you know the basic rules should the switch be a problem. But for beginners is in any case the rule book here, which also functions as a manual
.

as "playing field" serve 4 prefabricated scenarios, Prairie, wash house, the prison and the Saloon, where it accounts for up to the graphic design of the background image and the opponent is no difference what you choose here. The number of opponents can be freely set between 1-5, and the portrait selection is abundant with 6 characters right, but the really important is the difficulty. What in Green Horn for light, Cowboy for normal and Jesse James subdivided for heavy. The whole thing is to be taken literally, at the highest difficulty even professionals are likely one or the other plays a sweat
.

attention is demanded, however, on his account, which can $ 100,000 seed capital up quickly, but a thoughtless All in and you land in jail, because every player of his money flying playfully from the round, the winner may be up to a million dollars to take in the sunset. However here the rules of poker very accurate have been implemented. However, lacking the option to cheating as it probably occurred in the wildest of the West, such as questionable gameplay fördernt would have been.

made the game is graphically beautiful, the backgrounds are nicely rendered and the players also portraits. However, makes the sound problems. While the music plays beautifully Western standard and there are a sufficient number, but the volume exaggerated, this can indeed adjust, but once the game the music track to restart the volume is reset to the factory level, since only the volume helps in the Windows to set volume control, annoying.

Which of course completely missing is a multiplayer mode playing poker would offer with more to play over the network and the Internet. Alone on the screen is of course difficult to achieve. But the game offers no option to even here, given away potential

Conclusion:

works basically a very good game, but with bumbles in detail, the music volume is not, and, above all, a multiplayer mode is missing, this would Poker was just for the nuts and bolts. To practice the game enough, however. Convey what it can not, of course, things like Poker Face, the practice must be still before the mirror as in the days of the Wild West.

References:

Game There are still, for € 3.50 at Amazon, I came out of the TEDI for € 0.10 ... was unfortunately the only copy.



Links: Poker in the prairie
Right: Not that the cards fall into the water ..




Links: All in the Classic Saloon
Right: The winner rides into the sunset, one of the losers in the Kitchen

Friday, January 21, 2011

Best Thermal Cpu Compound?

full versions in the current PC gaming magazines

The first February issue spins:

PCGames 2 / 11: Titan Quest

Game Star 3 / 11: Undercover Operation Wintersun / XL: Spy Hunter: Return to Nowhere, Black Mirror (recycling of Star Game 09/06, and no, not an error on my part, if not still is a game that is Black Mirror Star Game has of himself Recycled ..) 11

PCAction 3 /:

Computer Bild Spiele 3 / 11: Silent Hunter 4, movie mogul / Gold: The Settlers 2 - The Next Generation (attention the issue got a 50cent price increase)

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Remove A Broken Vane Carrier Clip

found object

When cleaning up our basement I spot the pattern that we had to make
master's certificate, had fallen into the hands.
Because he shows some interesting processing, there are a few photos.

Transplanting and Lisi

Abnäherverarbeitung material

Abnäherverarbeitung horsehair (inside)

insertion pocket

Paspelknopflöcher, eyelet buttonhole


Thursday, January 13, 2011

Watch Full Episodes Repo

Faq Dodgers - Attack of the Killer Pussies








Manufacturer: Red Fire Software
Appeared: 2007
Hardware: Pentium 2 500 MHz 64 MB RAM, 16 MB video card
Rating: 1 / 10
Wii: - (producers themselves Youth are strict ban)


Hui a porn game, I had still not on the blog, and will not be repeated only once, there is little sex games, and second, I've just this. Anyone other suggestions for this uh genre please let me know. I am writing this article almost live in diary form, I always wanted to try out.

Friday, 07/01/2011:

looks somehow different from the video store Earlier, across large signs with slogans such as "Anal", "incest" "Golden Shower"? But hey a state where Indexed games or which are sold under the Red Seal PSP for just 4.99 €, as shock to me. Quake 4 I do not have anyway, Riddick now I also wanted time to time, and Cliff Barker's Jericho too. But what is it still around, "Faq Dodgers attack of the killer pussies" strange title, and also curious cover artwork, I take with me. While the slightly older man slow the CDs / DVDs peep out looking I a few of the film descriptions in the porn movies. Spontaneous me, the idea is a "strange sex story blog" to make, but since Blogger is certainly not as enthusiastic about, also I want to just watch the stuff (German productions!) Not .. Who wants badly dubbed porn?

After leaving the video store, I find it also to the region can now have two front entrances, not the back entrance to the adult video store, where there was adult video store is now a "Christian Center" .. How fitting, the largest brothel in the world in a former adult video store ..

Thursday, 13/01/2011 (19:30 clock)

The CD is only entered into after the 4th Attempt to read, but it is clean, but now runs the installation, after all, is the game ever German, the landscape is ugly Rendered background image is not particularly aesthetically, unless of course you're into giant penises and female udders the size of a melon. No DirectX7 I need not even start already. Oh fun, the game will operate under Fuck Dodgers, and it's just copy-only these bitches ..

Thursday, 13/01/2011 (19:53 clock)

There is no crack, which helps because, yes, the Edding 500, the game has copy protection where you have to make the Second Session unreadable and that works best with a Edding in black. The game is even bilingual, why you choose the language during the installation you have is beyond me. Ok, now wants to play an Indeo video codec that is compatible with Windows XP ...

Thursday, 01/13/2011 (20:36 clock)

Ok, on the first test machine is not the thing to get up and running, I see I have the same Windows 98 computer boot, well I have two alternative before that ..

Thursday, 13/01/2011 (20:51 clock)

Um so yes it runs, but the intro a little confused, kind of the protagonist's 30cm beatings usually put somewhere in, or woman, alien, this machine makes no difference the whole is also quite focused on penis and vagina, as well someone has eaten half a ton ne LSD. The Red Killerfotzen Pain from the planet to have attacked the planet Long Dong? Excuse me? But the soundtrack rocks at least halfway.

Thursday, 13/01/2011 (21:27 clock)

Um Ok, the whole is a Moorhuhn clone, so there are several things to shoot, "Dick Suckers" said Art Automatic rotating vaginas deduct the points a life, to beer cans and Health Packs, this one shoots just as with the normal gun. The beer can charge the "Piss spotlight" on. Which then process the "Killerfotzen" will be shot down. But that's not enough, they must then also uh, how can one express the youth, will be covered until they burst. This can be hammered like a madman on the poor left mouse button and when the "ejaculator is charged with the right mouse button ejaculate. The whole thing will be repeated until all done "Killerfotzen. Now you can save the hostages, which one again as long as may durchknattern to the "Brain Sucker" comes from the head. Later joined by an opponent or the "spiders" to, that we proceed just like the Killerfotzen.

Thursday, 14/01/2011 (21:44)

Örk, this is so each level the same, except that they are somewhat larger, longer time and more enemies, otherwise it is always the same stupid and ugly rendered simply clicking produced .

Thursday, 14/01/2011 (22:54 clock)
Finally! Uninstalled, that's terrible conditions and remains, a Simpler Moorhuhn clone would still have been tolerable, but these "Fickklickorgie" not only annoying but also ruined the mouse, plus an annoying sound, more than a "urf" to get different pitches that is not out before the aliens, and others. A damn ugly and disgusting graphic style, I'm not so prudish, but that's really just plain ugly. No wonder the youth that strict prohibition is on it, the stupid game more than it excites. Two hours of the afternoon program of private TV stations are less harmful than this.

References:

Maybe in the local adult video store have if the games are not self Redfiresoft it, no wonder with the quality of the title.



Links: The hero of the game, with his weapon
Right: Links "playing field" of the Moorhuhn clone




: Finger training, on the mouse button
Right: firing the main weapon ..

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Maxine In A Birthday Hat Clip Art

Dearest Blog Award

Nanu, an award for me? Did I deserve?

I'm looking over it and give it gladly pass on Stichelbeere because I always find it admirable, how far it can bring self-taught.

addition to Eva's clothes chest because I am impressed by your "Bronte" clothes completely.

And then I'll give him fond memories of Fritz cook because I like their little stories very well.

And the last one goes to Hamburg Cooks because she drives her tireless passion for cooking ahead.





And now the instructions for passing on the award: You have been awarded the Award and would like to pass it to? Create a post by you post the Love Blog image and the instructions reinkopierst (= the text you are reading). You should also link to the blog of the person who gave you the award and let them know via comment in her blog that you accept the Award and its Award can be the link of your posts there. Then you are thinking about you 3-5 favorite blogs that you also link in your post and the owner of each per comment - function will inform that they have been tagged and here also the link of the post give us is where the declaration is. "Dear Blogger / inside: The objective of this action is that we bring unknown, good blogs to light, so I would ask you not to blog items that have already been 3,000 readers, but beginners and talented people, which already have blogging for a while, but still not known. "